Fave Five Friday: Badass Females in Fiction

What characters do you think of when you hear badass? Here’s a list of those who come to my mind.

5. Katniss Everdeen

Katniss in Mockingjay Part 2

Katniss was one of the female characters who inspired me as a teenager. She is not your typical female character, she is ‘mean’ but likeable. The fact that Effie and Haymitch have to try so hard to make her appear as this lovable girl to the audiences of the capital was unique. She isn’t what you would expect from female protagonists of time gone by and she doesn’t adhere to feminine stereotypes.

Katniss is a bow toting, resting bitch face, master survivalist that starts a rebellion. I envied the bravery of this character as a teen and loved the things that made her different. She wasn’t a cutesy little girl, she was a tough tomboy.

4. Arya Stark

Arya Stark From Game Of Thrones

Arya Stark is dear to my heart because she is constantly faced with being the disappointing polar opposite of her sister, Sansa. Sansa is prim and proper, while Arya is like a wolf cub. Arya is wild and unkempt, she sword fights and chases cats. At one point Arya has to pose as a boy to save herself.

I also love Arya because of her internal strength and her ability to not care what she looks like. People constantly think Arya is a boy and it’s never more than a slight annoyance to her. Her hair is a ratty mess and her clothes are always dirty. Arya is so far from what you’d expect from a proper ‘lady’, that she steps into a different category than the rest of the women in Game of Thrones. I would argue that she is the strongest character in the series, her skill as a swordsman far outdoes the rest of the characters.

3. Minerva McGonagall

Minerva McGonagall Attacking Snape

Where do I start? McGonagall is my favorite Hogwarts professor and one my all time favorite characters. She is an authority but also a kind caring woman. McGonagall is respected by her colleagues and doesn’t allow anyone to pull a fast one on her.

McGonagall takes multiple stunning spells straight to the chest and lives to tell the tale. She takes charge during the Battle of Hogwarts and is able to effectively orchestrate a defensive strategy involving the teachers and many creatures in the school.

McGonagall’s skill in transfiguration is effortless and she is an excellent dueler. I contribute a large part of the success of holding Voldemort at bay during the Battle of Hogwarts to her. She knows the right spells and which professors should do what, she has a strategists mind, and she does it all on the fly.

Not to mention she stays at Hogwarts after Snape takes over and it’s overrun by Death Eaters. She stays to make sure the students get what they need, at great risk to her life. I admire her bravery and intelligence.

2. Éowyn

Eowyn Defeating The Witch King

Éowyn, the Shieldmaiden of Rohan, in The Lord Of The Rings is a really stand out character to me. She is the only woman to explicitly ride out to battle in The Lord of the Rings trilogy and she defeats the Witch King of Angmar.

The Witch King was chief of the Nazgûl, to put it simply, and a wraith that no man could kill. Luckily Éowyn was no man and killed the dreaded witch king with her badassery. She is a turning point for the battle ensuing and makes a huge difference. She rides to battle in secret because she could not stand to sit idly by while men battled for her freedom.

Éowyn takes it upon herself to do what other women in the trilogy aren’t and fights alongside our group of heroes. She is not only a keystone in the battle but a fierce warrior who will stop at nothing to be there with everyone else. She loves the people of Rohan, her home, and will do what it takes to save them from the armies of the evil Sauron.

I chose Éowyn as number two because she is such and unexpected hero for the time. Women were not respected as fighters when Tolkien wrote The Lord Of The Rings, but he chose to include her as an important hero in his story. To me that’s worth mentioning.

1. Hermione Granger

Hermione punching Draco

Hermione, my all-time favorite female character. She is the type of person I aspired to be as a child, and I tried to emulate her intelligence and bravery.

She comes from a muggle, non-wizarding, family, but she is the brightest wizard of their age. It takes a seriously smart and badass person to become a master of something they have zero background in. Her parents know nothing of magic, so she is on her own to master the subject. Her perseverance is something I have always admired.

Hermione overcomes racism (speciesism?), not sure what exactly to call it, but she overcomes the derogatory language and actions used against her by pure bloods and becomes an exemplary witch. She has a lot of obstacles and she approaches each one with grace and confidence.

Also, Hermione is described as not being the typical expectation of beauty. She has frizzy hair and buck teeth, she is not your typical cookie cutter female protagonist. She is a know-it-all with the heart of a lion. I adore her and think her character deserves all the praise it gets.

Who are your favorite females in fiction? Let me know in the comments!

10 Awesome Book Lover Gifts On Etsy

10. These Horrorific Stephen King Book Ends

These wonderfully scary bookends can be found at KnobCreekMetalArts on Etsy for $48.74 USD. This is an ideal present for the Stephen King fan in your life.

9. Booknook Scented Candle

With the scent of leather, sandalwood, vanilla, and coffee this handmade candle from TheBookishFlame on Etsy is sure to enhance your reading experience. Get this soy candle for $14 USD.

8. Crystal Fluorite Bookmark

These gorgeous bookmarks by RainbowIrisDesigns on Etsy cost $8.95 USD and are currently by 2 get 1 free. Keep your pages pristine with these cute crystals. They’ll make any book look magical.

7. Classic Book Pendant Necklaces

Do you have a Jane Austen obsessed friend? They are sure to love these elegant book pendants by CuriousCompositions on Etsy. They are being sold for $12 USD.

6. Book T-Shirt

These shirts by RavelledKnits are guaranteed to give you the wardrobe update to fit your bibliophile needs. With over 40 shirt colors to choose from, you’re sure to find something just right. They are currently on sale for $18.75 USD.

5. Sassy Canvas Book Tote

Want to get the message across without having to actually say anything? This “I’m Reading Please Go Away” tote by MadelineVyAndCo on Etsy is perfect. Never get interrupted during an intense chapter again with this 100% cotton bag.

4. Repurposed Paper Book Earrings

These earrings happen to be repurposed from Harry Potter pages. They are elegant and available at the Etsy shop SonaStudioArt for $12 USD.

3. Custom Book Bracelet

These Stainless Steel bracelets from SigmoCreations allow you to add an initial and a birthstone, creating a unique piece of jewelry. These bracelets are on sale for $13.98 USD.

2. Map of Middle Earth Notebook

These notebooks by Cartalina on Etsy have so many customizable features. You can pick from a wide range of colors and sizes. Prices vary by size from $21-$63 USD. This beautiful notebook is sure to inspire you every time you use it.

1. Goblet Of Fire Booknook

Looking to splurge on a beautiful bookshelf decoration? This recreation of The Goblet of Fire is stunning! You can find this wonderful creation at PRISTINSKI on Etsy. It’s currently being sold for $176 USD.

Did any of these catch your eye? What Etsy shops do you explore when you’re looking for that perfect gift? Let me know in the comments!

Harry Potter Moments That Should’ve Made It Into The Movies

I’ve always said books are better than movies. Check out this list of 20 Hilarious “Harry Potter” Moments That Should’ve Made It Into The Movies. Do you agree with this article? What other moments should be included? Let me know in the comments.

March Review Wrap Up

1. The Deep by Alma Katsu

My first post of the month was about the wonderfully creepy book The Deep by Alma Katsu. It earned a 4/5 stars.

2. The Orchid Throne by Jeffe Kennedy

Next we explored the romantic fantasy The Orchid Throne that took me by surprise in a good way. It earned a 4/5 stars.

3. The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski

Third, we explored the wonderful fantasy world created by Sapkowski for The Witcher in The Last Wish. This was a good jumping off point for The Witcher series and I can’t wait to read more. 4/5 Stars.

4. Severance by Ling Ma

We started the Quarantine Review Series off with an unfortunate beginning. Severance a severe disappointment in my eyes that earned a sad 2/5 stars.

5. Prey (2017) by Bethesda

For my 5th review I tried something different and did a video game review. It was a lot of fun and Prey earned a 4/5 stars.

I would have to say that The Deep was my favorite book of March. It was fun, freaky, and had an all around great story.

Quarantine Movie Marathon

I’m spending my day rewatching the Harry Potter films for the millionth time. I love them and I could probably watch them on a loop and be fine, but I’m looking to broaden my horizons. I also have The Lord Of The Rings, they’ll likely be next. What movies do you love marathoning? Let me know what you like in the comments!

My Favorite Anthology Book

I don’t read a lot of anthologies but there is one from when I was in college that stuck with me. It is called the Uncanny Reader by Marjorie Sandor. Marjorie Sandor was one of my professors and she was one of the most interesting to say the least.

In my class with Professor Sandor we explored the uncanny valley, and levels of creepy that I can’t even begin to explain. This anthology contains shorts from H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, E.T.A. Hoffman, and so many more. It’s a perfect collection of automatons and doppelgängers. It is not necessarily a horror compilation but a collection of stories to give you the heebie jeebies.

This reader is compiled of authors all over the globe and various time periods, each story is different but equally creepy. You’ll travel from America to Africa and each experience is worth it.

This anthology is about $10 USD on Amazon. Professor Sandor was one of most exciting and kind professors I had at OSU, I strongly suggest you buy this book and support her.

Do you have a favorite anthology? Let me know in the comments.

Video Game Review: Prey (2017)

We’re doing something new today. I set the books aside for a few hours, 37.5 to be precise, and picked up an old video game gathering dust in its case. Prey published by Bethesda and developed by Arkane studios is a severely under rated sci-fi/horror game.

In Prey you play as a scientist experimenting with neuromodifications on a space station called Talos-1. You are aboard this ship with your brother, and you quickly discover that nothing is as it seems. You’ve been reliving the same day over and over like Groundhog Day, and while you’re brain is repeatedly being reset, aliens called the Typhon have invaded. You must discover what happened to the crew aboard Talos-1, while slowly modifying your body and brain with human and Typhon modifications.

What I love most about Prey is that it simultaneously makes a gorgeous and terrifying landscape. The sheer size of Talos-1 is daunting in and of itself, with one drawback we will discuss towards the end. You never know what will be waiting for you around the next corner.

The Typhon consist of many types of aliens. From mimics, who can transform into objects to hide, to Telepaths, who can control the minds of the remaining crew members. The monsters are cleverly designed and look horrifying. Each designation of monster has specific characteristics and appearances that are sure to lurk in the back of your mind. They really nail terror in Prey.

The storyline! The storyline is phenomenal. I played this game with my boyfriend and we were both constantly guessing at the ending. We would come up with theory after theory until late into the night. The plot thickens and twists at just the right moments. We would pause and discuss any time more of the plot was revealed. In this game you don’t know who the bad guy is until the end, and it is sure to catch you off guard. (Watch after the end credits)

While not entirely unique, I love how this game implements multiple endings, three to be exact. We got what you could consider the “nice” ending. We were already discussing playing through this game on an easier difficulty instead of hard so that we could try for a different ending and different after credits scene. It has an awesome replayability factor.

The “monster/Typhon” abilities are so much fun to mess around with. You get this ability where you can essentially emulate a mimic and turn into the objects around you. We utilized that skill to squeeze into tight spaces. You can also upgrade yourself into being able to throw objects like Superman. Needless to say we had to reload in a few times because we accidentally killed NPC’s, causing us to fail objectives. Also, what video game doesn’t have some sort of hacking feature? In Prey you can gain the skill to hack turrets and other robots. I bring this up because it was absolutely hilarious watching my boyfriend attempt to hack things. After nearly 38 hours of gameplay and he never got better at it. Look up what the hacking is like on YouTube and you’ll see what I mean.

Oh and the choice is yours as to whether you are a male or female. That was a nice touch.

On to the cons of this game.

The map. The map is god awful. It is almost no use looking at it because it isn’t very helpful. For the most part we just used it to see the title of each room name so we knew what general direction to head. It didn’t keep track of very much data and was absolutely useless when you enter a new area. You’ll have to commit a lot to memory.

Some of the mechanics are clunky. There is so much to do in Prey that it’s difficult to remember what button does what. There’s a lot of switching from one menu to the next and pulling up the weapon wheel. It gets a little time consuming and confusing. Not to mention, a lot of the menus are organized either very badly or not at all. It was really strange and poorly thought out. Also, you will encounter glitches, some funny and some very annoying. We died multiple times from a Typhon clipping through doors and walls.

Another thing to be cautious of, save frequently and be careful where you place certain objects such a turrets. We were spawn locked at one point and saved in stupid places. When you save it literally saves right then and there. You will load in as you die, you will die before you load in, you will load in and be dead. It’s annoying but also a bit funny. If you save frequently you will be fine.

The loading screens! These were the worst. Towards the end of the game when you’re a master Typhon hunter you will spend a lot of time in load screens, running back and forth. Seriously towards the end of the game most of our time was spent loading. It was majorly annoying. In the beginning it’s fine because you spend so much time clearing each section of Talos-1 that you don’t realize how frequent and long the load screens are. It was almost comical, we were switching between running through rooms and watching YouTube videos to pass the time.

In all honesty this game really won my heart. I love a good single player story and this was definitely a good one. I would totally be down for some kind of sequel. Prey earns a 4/5 in my book.

My Biggest Book Sin

Everyone in the reading community has one thing that they do that others frown upon. Whether it’s borrowing a book and not returning it or reading the last page first, everyone has a book sin.

My book sin is… dog-earing pages. But let me justify my reasoning and explain a little bit more. I only dog-ear paperback books. I feel like paperback books are meant to be loved and used. It’s impossible to keep a paperback pristine if you’re going to read it, they are just too easy to damage. The more worn a book is the more it has been loved, you should see my paperback copy of The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, they have highlights and dog-ears galore. I know that the little bent edge of a page is a real pet peeve for most readers, but for me it’s just another sign of love.

What book sin are you guilty of? Let me know in the comments.

Top 5 Kids/YA Books To Read In Your Lifetime

Here is my list of books you absolutely must read before you die.

#5 Because of Winn-Dixie by Kate DiCamillo

The summer Opal and her father, the preacher, move to Naomi, Florida, Opal goes into the Winn-Dixie supermarket—and comes out with a dog. A big, ugly, suffering dog with a sterling sense of humor. A dog she dubs Winn-Dixie. Because of Winn-Dixie, the preacher tells Opal ten things about her absent mother, one for each year Opal has been alive. Winn-Dixie is better at making friends than anyone Opal has ever known, and together they meet the local librarian, Miss Franny Block, who once fought off a bear with a copy of WAR AND PEACE. They meet Gloria Dump, who is nearly blind but sees with her heart, and Otis, an ex-con who sets the animals in his pet shop loose after hours, then lulls them with his guitar. 

Opal spends all that sweet summer collecting stories about her new friends and thinking about her mother. But because of Winn-Dixie or perhaps because she has grown, Opal learns to let go, just a little, and that friendship—and forgiveness—can sneak up on you like a sudden summer storm.

(Description from Amazon)

Because of Winn-Dixie is a book I will never forget from my childhood. It was the first chapter book I ever read and it changed my life. I love dogs and this book is absolutely perfect for the dog loving child in your life. Or even the dog loving adult. This book will warm your heart and put a smile on your face. It’s easy to love the characters in this book. It has just enough conflict and personal struggle to make it a stand out children’s book.

#4 Grasshopper Jungle by Andrew Smith

In the small town of Ealing, Iowa, Austin and his best friend, Robby, have accidentally unleashed an unstoppable army. An army of horny, hungry, six-foot-tall praying mantises that only want to do two things.

This is the truth. This is history.
It’s the end of the world. And nobody knows anything about it.
You know what I mean.

(Description from Amazon)

So this book is one I stumbled upon and can’t stop raving about. It’s weird, it’s funny, and it really encompasses being a teenager. I love it’s quirks and how it tackles human problems while also creating a praying mantis apocalypse. It really is a beautiful but ridiculous book. I love it and I recommend it all the time. Forewarning though, this book is not for everyone. It contains very raunchy scenes but I do not believe that it detracts from the wonderfulness that is Grasshopper Jungle.

#3 The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak

When Death has a story to tell, you listen.

It is 1939. Nazi Germany. The country is holding its breath. Death has never been busier, and will become busier still. 

Liesel Meminger is a foster girl living outside of Munich, who scratches out a meager existence for herself by stealing when she encounters something she can’t resist–books. With the help of her accordion-playing foster father, she learns to read and shares her stolen books with her neighbors during bombing raids as well as with the Jewish man hidden in her basement.

(Description from Amazon)

I read The Book Thief for a class I took in high school. It was one of the first books that made me cry real tears. Sobbing, ugly cry, snot-nosed tears. This book should be required reading in my opinion. The Book Thief tells an interesting WWII story. It’s unique and beautiful. I wish I could erase it from my brain and reread it fresh once again. It hurts but also makes you love. I will forever recommend this to anyone who asks.

#2 The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who enjoys a comfortable, unambitious life, rarely traveling any farther than his pantry or cellar. But his contentment is disturbed when the wizard Gandalf and a company of dwarves arrive on his doorstep one day to whisk him away on an adventure. They have launched a plot to raid the treasure hoard guarded by Smaug the Magnificent, a large and very dangerous dragon. Bilbo reluctantly joins their quest, unaware that on his journey to the Lonely Mountain he will encounter both a magic ring and a frightening creature known as Gollum.

(Description from Amazon)

The Hobbit is one of my all-time favorite books. Tolkien is my writing inspiration and this book was my first foray into his beautiful world. Tolkien originally wrote this book for his children and it exploded into what it is now. I’d argue it’s one of the most well known fantasy stories ever told, and well loved. My dad used to read this book to my brother and I every Christmas season. It’s a fantastic must-read.

#1 The Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

Harry Potter is a series of fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling. The novels chronicle the lives of a young wizard, Harry Potter, and his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The main story arc concerns Harry’s struggle against Lord Voldemort, a dark wizard who intends to become immortal, overthrow the wizard governing body known as the Ministry of Magic and subjugate all wizards and Muggles (non-magical people).

(Description from Wikipedia)

If you ask me The Harry Potter series is the penultimate children’s series. It did everything it needed to. It teaches you about love, friendship, and having the bravery to do what is right. This series grew up with its audience. Book One and Book Seven have totally different tones but they were appropriate for the audience they were originally intended for. This series just makes sense and it brings me such a great amount of joy. I reread this series every year. It has such a jovial atmosphere in the first books, then turns serious at the right moment. I feel like it has a little bit of something for everyone.

What are your top 5 Children’s/YA bookS? Do you share any with me? Let me know in the comments.

Quarantine Review Series: Severance by Ling Ma

Named ‘Best Book of the Year’ by NPR. This book just goes to show how mediocre the critics at NPR really are.

I try not to be too harsh when reviewing books because I know that authors are people too, but this book just wasn’t it, and I don’t know how it garnered the respect from so many different outlets.

Severance is about a Chinese immigrant who has traveled to the States with her parents for a new life. She is an adult in most of this book, and it mainly jumps back and forth between right before and after Shen fever takes over. But also gives you the perspective of her parents when they first arrive in the U.S.. When Shen Fever hits, people become ‘fevered’ and they essentially become zombies without any of the brain eating. Severance is mostly about Candace getting her job as a bible distributor before the fever and her fleeting relationships with those around her.

My first issue with Severance is that every single character is unlikable. Candace is just the worst. She constantly settles and does the wrong thing. She is trusting when she shouldn’t be and weary of those she should trust. Watching her navigate adulthood and friendship is aggravating.

Candace’s parents are also pretty horrible. Her mom is cruel and pushy. The parents can’t agree on anything and I constantly wondered why they bothered to be together. I had zero interest in how they came to be in the United States. They feel like an after thought thrown in to make Candace’s life more interesting than it was. They don’t have anything redeemable about them and seemed to serve as just an obstacle with no depth.

The only interesting part of this novel is the shorts moments of the ‘present’, where everyone is fevered and Candace has to navigate being a part of a survivors group. Still, the time spent in the present is so short it wasn’t worth wading through the never ending flashbacks. On top of that, Candace makes horrible decisions within the survivors group that solidified my dislike for her character.

Severance creeps along at a pace comparable to paint drying. This novel is so wordy that I was constantly having to reread sections because I’d lose interest halfway through. I am usually a huge fan of all encompassing description, but with this novel being as boring as it was, I was uninterested. The descriptions felt endless, in a bad way.

I will say that the weaving of past and present is seamless in Severance. Past and present meet right at the key moments and for me that was impressive. I wasn’t at all confused when the timelines changed or converged, and that is not an easy task to accomplish. Ling Ma definitely did that right.

Ling Ma also did something interesting by creating non-violent zombies. It was an interesting script flip that I wasn’t expecting. It was a bit boring, but I like that Ling Ma tried something unique. It was a good attempt, but with all the other issues fell flat.

Lastly, I’d like to point out that Ling Ma makes New York City so beautiful. I’ll be honest, I have no desire to go to NYC, and I definitely wouldn’t live there. But, this novel does a fantastic job of emphasizing the beauty of New York. It made me see it in a light that I’ve never seen it in before. Suddenly the hustle and bustle was beautiful and the neon lights were like the night sky. For the first time I felt the need to be there, and experience The City That Never Sleeps.

With all things considered Severance earns a measly 2/5 stars from me. This beloved novel did not hit home for me. If you choose to read this novel, do so with caution, and with a pillow nearby to take a nap.

Hospital Visit

So yesterday was a rough one. My son developed a horrible wheeze and cough. We were trying to wait to see his primary care provider, but they told us they couldn’t help us. So we waited until we couldn’t wait anymore. His poor little lungs were working so hard and he was so raspy, so we made the decision to go to the ER.

The ER right now is scary. My son went in with his dad because they only allow one chaperone for minors. It was absolutely terrifying sitting in the car not knowing what was going on. They have a tent set up in front of the entrance to take temperatures and distribute masks.

My boyfriend FaceTimed me when they were settled into their room. My poor baby cried when he saw me 💔

It was a quick trip luckily. My son has an upper respiratory infection and an ear infection. We have antibiotics and we’re back home under quarantine.

Stay safe everyone! And if I don’t post as much it’s because I have a sick baby to take care of.

Audible Stories for FREE!

I’m going to be 100% honest with you right now and say I am mega hungover from a family gathering last night so I’m doing kind of a lazy post, but a great recommendation for parents! So forgive me for this short post that lacks all creativity. My head and eyeballs hurt.

Audible by Amazon is doing a wonderful thing for kids. Free stories! Some of them are even read by familiar names, like Scarlett Johansson!

Here is the blurb from the Audible Stories website:

For as long as schools are closed, we’re open. Starting today, kids everywhere can instantly stream an incredible collection of stories, including titles across six different languages, that will help them continue dreaming, learning, and just being kids.

All stories are free to stream on your desktop, laptop, phone or tablet.

Explore the collection, select a title and start listening.

It’s that easy.

Quarantine Book Review Series

In honor of my self quarantine, and the seemingly world wide quarantine, I will be doing a series of book reviews related to the current state of the world. I don’t want anyone to think I’m making light of this situation or making fun of anyone because I am just as worried as everyone else. I was just thinking that it would be an interesting time to visit pandemic/post-apocalyptic literature. I’ve seen some other bloggers doing it and thought it would be interesting to compare the novels to real life.

I have just finished Severance by Ling Ma, coming up after that will be Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel, then Zone One by Colson Whitehead.

Keep an eye out for my series of Quarantine Reviews, and I’d love some recommendations for this review series in the comments.

Mental Health Check

I am not too vain to admit that I have been doing a lot of panic reading. When COVID-19 was first beginning I had convince myself that it would stay away. I’ve lived a life where this hasn’t happened before, nor did I expect a pandemic of this scale to happen in my lifetime. I realize now that, that was naive.

I’ve been reading everything in sight. Any book I can get my hands on. I’m currently reading three different books. Well, I realized that while reading isn’t a bad thing my panicking is.

I made the decision to make an appointment for my blatantly spiraling anxiety issues and my appointment was eventually deemed non-essential. My appointment I’ve been waiting for was cancelled.

So I’ve been sitting here, freaking out, not knowing what to do and luckily I got a call from my doctor. She has decided to put me on a medication I took several years ago on a trial basis, hoping that the pandemic blows over by the time my trial is over.

I guess my point is this, if you’re feeling scared to the point of needing medication, you’re not alone. What is going on is really scary. If you are unable to get medication like I thought I was, try and find ways to help yourself cope. Keep reading books, look up breathing exercises, love yourself.

If anyone needs to talk, shoot me an email at savannahwwordpress@gmail.com